How To Fold A Shirt In Under 2 Seconds!!!

I may now be able to fold a shirt in less than 2 seconds!  Laundry meisters, take notice!  This is awesome, and will save many people a lot of time!  Why take 10 times longer to fold a shirt when you can do it in less than 2 seconds?!
It is always better to work smarter!
John 19:23, "Then the soldiers, when they had crucified Jesus, took his garments, and made four parts, to every soldier a part; and also his coat: now the coat was without seam, woven from the top throughout."  So, when Jesus was crucified, they did the opposite of neatly folding His garment, and actually ripped it apart!  If only they had known that they were crucifying the Creator of the universe, with what care they would have handled Him.  They would not have ripped His clothing, but would have gladly laid down their garments for Him to walk upon, in order to honor Him.  They could have honored Jesus in less then 2 seconds! 
Thank You, Jesus for dying, and living for this planet!  Please fill us with Your beautiful character, without spot or wrinkle.  I pray for the person reading this right now, that you will help them with what they are struggling with right now, and deliver them!  In Jesus' name, amen.
God's best 2 U,       Joy J